I'm going to jail i love you
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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