Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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