Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Are we still banned from the library?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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