You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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