If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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