Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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