Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You took a bar mat shot.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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