Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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