im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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