im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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