I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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