How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
is it fun? or sober?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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