Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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