At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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