Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
