You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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