I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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