I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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