it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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