508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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