But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
