I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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