He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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