i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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