shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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