It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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