Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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