If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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