Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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