I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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