go do what you do best...puke behind churches
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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