And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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