My room smells like vodka and shame
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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