I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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