my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You ruined the universe
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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