Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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