help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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