Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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