Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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