I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My bed is full of blood and feathers
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Vodka?
Forever.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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