It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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