This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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