Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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