Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Randomize
