how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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