I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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