They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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