Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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