Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Randomize
