Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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