North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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