Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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