it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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