I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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