Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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