He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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