we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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